and told me.
With huricanes it's not the wind
or the noise or the water
I'll tell you he said:
its the mangoes, avacados
Green plantains and bananas
flying into town like projectiles.
how would your family
feel if they had to tell
The generations that you
got killed by a flying
Banana
Death by drowning has honor
If the wind picked you up
And slammed you
Against a mountain boulder
This would carry no shame
But
To suffer a mango smashing
Your skull
Or a plantain hitting your
Temple at 70 miles per hour
is the ultimate disgrace
The campesino takes off his hat-
As a sign of respect
Twords the fury of the wind and says:
Dont worry about the noise
Dont worry about the water
Dont worry about the wind-
If your going out
beware of mangoes
And all such beautifull
sweet things.








[You're never on this, ever.]
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!! WHAT? WHAT?
HOLD ME BACK BRA, I JUST GOT MY EYEBROWS THREADED!
fuckin guidos.
holy shit is it november still? this should have been sent like.... september....
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".....never has jumping out a car going 75 on th highway seem more apealing than at that moment.....
then i remembered it was a long ass walk back to staten island"-paco-
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".....never has jumping out a car going 75 on th highway seem more apealing than at that moment.....
then i remembered it was a long ass walk back to staten island"-paco-
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